I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
nothin like your phone freezing up and sending out old booty calls at 11am on a sunday. fml.
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
Thanks for takin my cousin out last night, sorry I passed out so early
You kidding, the kids a legend. He literally killed a bottle of Jamison, made out with a girl AND her Mom at the bar, stole us slices of pizza and told the cab driver where to go in Spanish. He doesn't even live in the area. Can we keep him?
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
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