I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
My co-worker just asked me if i colored my hair. Time to take a shower.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
Why is there a wet sock in my garbage? Why did I chug so much red wine? Why was someone signing into my iCloud account at 4 am in China? Why do I do self-destructive reckless things? So many questions.
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
Randomize
