My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
Today would have been my 8th wedding anniversary and I woke up with a hot European guy in my bed. Divorce has it's perks.
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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