So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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