you always know who the new freshman are on fb because theyre always wearing prom dresses
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
that girl from work that wants to bone me just said 'the last time i went this long without sex was in jail'. sup, red flag
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
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