yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Things you are not allowed to do while im gone: sell cats on ebay, put cats in freezer again, shave cats like lions, dye cats pink/blue, try to light cats on fire to"wake them up from their nap" agian
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
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