I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
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