you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
Randomize
