I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
I just...no. You make my soul cry. You are giving me karma-cancer. This torture of my majesticness can no longer be tolerated.
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
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