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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
My roommate has gone Christmas crazy. It looks like Jack Frost came all over my living room. Wanna come fuck me in the fake snow by the fireplace?
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
you didn't want to pay for the shots so you negotiated with the bartenders. Apparently 1 shot is worth 5 seconds of motor-boating you.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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