They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
i think i have two assholes
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
The typical response to someone smacking their vodka soaked hand on your face is not to put your face in their crotch
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
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