omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
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