i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
He left me a five minute voicemail apologizing for chasing me with a meat beater. I'm actually not sure what that means.
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
You passed out in my backseat like a legitimate infant. A really drunk, really horny infant
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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