no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
You are, as of last night, the self declared king of pooping. Long may you reign.
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