Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
Just saw my boss eat a banana in three bites.
stop calling my apartment porn island.
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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