apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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