I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
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