Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
So he passed out in the bathroom of the bar, woke up thinking he was somewhere else and called her flipping his shit because he thought she left him. She had to go into the men's bathroom to find him, and then he told her she was "trying too hard to be his girlfriend" over and over again.
Dont they live together now? Havent they been together for like two years?
Yeah. That's the best part. I always thought he was kind of a pussy but turns out he's a degenerate just like us. Welcome
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
A hefty woman and I mean hefty shoved her number in my pocket at the gym without as much as a hello, winked and kept walking. Going to use your bed to defile her, don't want her to know where I live or have my neighbors see! Thanks, you're a pal!
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
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