But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
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