there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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