so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
We found you passed out clutching your purse. There was 16oz of unopened cheddar cheese inside. You just kept saying SALSA YES.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
Ten minute nap on a staircase honey badger don't care
I love you. Mom got to wasted at the wedding that she threw up on my shirt.
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
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