My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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