She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
you stole their roomba and ran out the door so that you could 'set it free'.
we found you passed out on lawn and the roomba bouncing back and forth on the sidewalk.
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
In last nights drunken stupor i apparently purchased a luxury travel package for two to Australia. So uh...get a passport and clear your schedule for next month
This will always be remembered as the Christmas I had 15 Russians sing christmas carols to me at 130am alone in a gas station while I was stoned on pot brownies
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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