think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
how do you say happy birthday to the guy that almost got you pregnant? i cant just write the same thing as last year.
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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