She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
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