I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
I made everything so magnificently awkward in under 15 seconds. I am magic.
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
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