Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
Just pulled back my covers. Jizz. Jizz everywhere. Hipster jizz everywhere on my only set of sheets.
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
After much deliberatipn and vodka, my favourite phrase of Christmas 2012 is "penis of last resort"
I don't know if I want context or not...
Context involves faux incest and champagne. Id go into detail but im on shot number 5.
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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