So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Randomize
