if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
When's the best time to point out that all of my orgasms this year have been self-administered? Valentine's day?
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
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