Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
I think your dad took our porno
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
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