at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
Someone shattered a urinal.
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
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