he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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