piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
She said "You blew my mind last night." and I said "nah, I just blew my load." and her mom heard.
sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
The CEO is puking on the sidewalk and the HR director just offered me coke. Engineers have the best parties
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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