I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
I think weed is turning my hair brown
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
So. Much. Porn.
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