he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Dude I think I was making out with the cat last night
I don't have a cat..?
Well nonetheless. Whatever it was purred when I used tounge.
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
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