I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
you announced to everyone at the bar "fuck girls. they're confusing. im gonna start having sex with boys now"
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
Attn every girl I've slept with in the past 26 years of my life. One of you cunts gave me herpes. This is the 4th of 5 group MMS. That's right. It's in the 50s. There are two girls I don't have #s for. One was on a cruise and the other was a prostitute in Amsterdam. So which of you has herpes?
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
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