you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
Randomize
