This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
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