ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
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