Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
I took a bird feeder and filled it with alka-seltzer. Can you say fireworks?
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
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