Non-Jews are for practice
3.50 mugs at the bar.
Nah man, im with an ugly chick. Im waiting til everyone's drunk enough tonight, they don't notice.
How ugly, and does she have friends?
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
Why is your signature on my underwear?
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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