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(240): View more from Maryland

Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!

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(910): View more from North Carolina

i wish they had a 'baby daddy' section in halmark, like, "hey, i know you didn't want this child and you're doing a horrible job, but here's to making you cry on fathers day"

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(765): View more from Indiana

He bought me flowers. The card with it said: Sorry I cant get you off. I will try harder.

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(918): View more from Oklahoma

We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out

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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.

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(507): View more from Minnesota

We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.

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(907): View more from Alaska

I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.

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(502): View more from Kentucky

When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.

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(313): View more from Michigan

On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years

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