I feel like my sweat is 40 proof right now
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
Last night I ate parmesan cheese straight out of the container while watching Chelsea Lately. Look at what happens to me when you leave.
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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