3:47a: I take it you're not on your way over
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
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