Women are like Alzheimers patiens. You can compliment them a million times in a day, but the next day is always a wash, you have to start all over.
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
Actions speak louder than pants.
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
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