ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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