I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
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