There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
The box said 94% effective prevention of pregnancy if used correctly but God knows I’m not gonna use it right so let’s adjust that to like a 70%
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