i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
You gave me your shirt to use as a napkin every time I spilled beer on myself. Before we went to the bar.
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
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