what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
In the 30 seconds it took me to leave the bar I let the barback motorboat me, ripped open a stranger's shirt and bit his chest, then made out with El Camino dude. No, I'm not coming out tonight.
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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