I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
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