Did you know Kal Penn works at the white house? That's almost white castle.
Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
I woke up this morning with 2 australian chicks passed out in my living room, a whole bunch of coke on my kitchen counter and I have no idea how the fuck either thing got there
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
You're a waste of cheezeits
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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