I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
The drag queen you used to date and the girl you brought over last night are discussing your sex noises in my living room. I'm changing my locks.
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
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